First, a sketch:


Then, a song:
http://www.fabricari.com/music/in-the-middle.mp3

Update: a video of said song:


[B]I'm [A]not a [G]free man [Em]
[B]I [A]owe some [G]money [Em]
[B]If ya [A]dock my [G]paycheck [Em]
[B]I [A]got no [G]money [Em]

[B]I'm [A]in the [G]middle [Em]
[B]I'm [A]in the [G]middle [Em]
[B]I'm [A]in the [G]middle [Em]
[B]I'm [A]in the [G]middle [Em]

[A][A7][A][A7]

[B]I [A]get a [G]fever [Em]
[B]I [A]take my [G]Tylenol [Em]
[B]If I [A]don't get [G]better[Em]
[B]Jesus [A]won't you [G]save my soul [Em]

(chorus)

[B]Maybe [A]I get a [G]rebate [Em]
[B]Maybe [A]I get a [G]tax return [Em]
[B]Maybe [A]I get a [G]hand out [Em]
[B]Maybe [A]I get [G]money to burn [Em]

(chorus)

[B]I [A]gotta a [G]pink slip [Em]
[B]I [A]lost my [G]job [Em]
[B]Maybe [A]I'll find [G]another [Em]
[B]It's [A]dog eat [G]dog [Em]

(chorus)